Joke & Riddle Corner, #2

Jokes

Q: What kind of cat never tells the truth?

A: A lion

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yul
Yul who?
Yul never know

A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a hamburger. Halfway through, he shoots the waiter, then walks out. The people of the town ask "Where are you going? What just happened here?" In reply the panda says, "I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary. When they look it up, the people read the defenition: "PANDA. Black and white bear. Eats chutes and leaves."


Last Month's Riddle

Last month's riddle was submitted by "Angel Black". Though only one person responded, I am still going to post the answer.

The Riddle:

A man walks into a restaurant and asks for a glass of water. The waiter takes out a gun and shoots it. The man says "Thank you" and walks out. Why did the man say "thank you"?

The Guesses:

claymore said...
he said thank you because he asked for a SHOTGLASS

The Answer:

The man said "Thank you" because he had the hiccups. Claymore, your guess was good as well!

Riddle of the Month for January

What wears out shoes but has no feet?

Post a comment with your guess!