Joke and Riddle Corner #3

Great Jokes

Submitted by Brianna, age 13
Question: A rooster sits on the top of a house and lays an egg. The wind is blowing to the west, so which way does the egg roll?

Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Question: Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on . In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: You.

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Question: It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?

Answer: You don't bury survivors.

Riddles Just For Fun

Q: What kind of dog does not have a tail?

A: A hot dog
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Q: What do you have when 304 blueberries try to squeeze through the door?

A: Blueberry jam
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Q: Where are dandelions on windy days?

A: Everywhere

Riddle of the Month

Q: What wears out shoes but never wears them?

Post a comment with your guess. Answer will be included in next issue.