Joke & Riddle Corner, #1

Jokes

#1. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
(no answer)

#2. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelby
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes

#3. Once there was this man drowning in the ocean. A boat came by and the captain said, "Sir, do you need any help?" "No thank you, God will save me." Then another boat came by and the captain of that boat asked, "Sir do you need any help?" "No thank you, God will save me." Then the man drowned and went to heaven and asked God, "God, why didn't you save me? I sent you two boats, didn't I?"

Riddles just for fun:


You're stuck in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have is a table and a mirror. There's one way to get out, but how????


You take the mirror, and you see what you saw. You saw the table in half, and two halves make a whole, so you go through that!


You're in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have is your baseball team, a baseball and a bat. There's one way to get out--how?


Three strikes and you're out!


Riddle of the month

Submitted by Angel Black


A man walks into a restaurant and asks for a glass of water. The waiter takes out a gun and shoots it. The man says "Thank you," and wakks out. Why did the man say thank you?


(Post a comment with your guess. The answer will be included in the next issue.)